Probably. That's what I've heard. I've never seen one before, and nothing was included in the information we got from the satellite. I figured if they'd been seen anywhere, it would be there.
It's no wonder they were missed. It's not as if you can see them well in heavy snowfall. [BE CAREFUL, BELLE.] Strictly speaking, I'd rather face a yeti than an ogre, but that's only because they don't shake off spells.
I trust they gave you weapons on this mission.
[PLEASE SAY YOU HAVE A SWORD. OR KNOW SOMEONE WITH A SWORD. OR POSSIBLY A SHOTGUN.]
I think that's our job, anyway. Report back, prepare an OFFICIAL dossier for you all, so you know what to expect.[ on the plus side you can live UNDER THE ICE AND DO SCIENCE ISN'T THAT COOL ]
We have our own weapons. The ones that we chose when we arrived. I don't think anyone has anything else, though.
[ but come on they have a telepath someone has to have a gun.
but she doesn't really wanna kill it anyway. belle: yeti whisperer. ]
We don't know where they've come from, Rumple. There weren't monsters here when we left. There's a reason, and we have to figure it out. They might even be docile!
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[ can you imagine: no more ogre wars. yeti wars. ]
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I trust they gave you weapons on this mission.
[PLEASE SAY YOU HAVE A SWORD. OR KNOW SOMEONE WITH A SWORD. OR POSSIBLY A SHOTGUN.]
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We have our own weapons. The ones that we chose when we arrived. I don't think anyone has anything else, though.
[ but come on they have a telepath someone has to have a gun.
but she doesn't really wanna kill it anyway. belle: yeti whisperer. ]
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[PESSIMISM...]
Just... Try not to get too close, Belle. They're not the most reasonable of beasts. And you are likely in their territory.
[I mean you're dating an unreasonable beasts, but he's never ripped anyone's head off with his bare hands. There are LIMITS to beast whispering.]
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We don't know where they've come from, Rumple. There weren't monsters here when we left. There's a reason, and we have to figure it out. They might even be docile!
[ THEY'RE SO FLUFFY they can't be all bad. ]
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That's a rather large 'might be.' They could have migrated when the climate changed.
[are we arguing about whether the yetis are harmless. yes we are.]
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[ this makes sense. on some level. portal jumping yetis. ]
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They're snow monsters, not mermaids, Belle.
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If you must engage them, at least do it from a safe distance. All right?
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[ did belle discover the emoji
did belle discover the emoji ]
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[he probably stared at that emoji for like five minutes going wtf how.]
With any luck, they'll let us leave this accursed base soon. I don't delight in the idea of that much snow, but better it than the moon.
[And they won't be separated anymore. DORKS.]
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As solid as it can be.
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[Prepare for some gratuitous abuse of fireballs.]