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[undealt]

(TEXT| VIDEO| VOICE)

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[text]

[dicey]

Is your girlfriend right that you want to kill me?

[voice]

[undealt]

I entertained the notion.

[And then Belle yelled at him.]

[voice]

[dicey]

Just entertained it?

[voice]

[undealt]

[There's a heavy pause.]

The only reason you are not dead at this moment is because of Belle. I suggest you count your blessings and leave it be.

[voice]

[dicey]

Like you could kill me!

But fine. I was just curious, anyway.

[voice]

[undealt]

I assure you the man you killed back there and the man speaking to you now are not entirely the same.

[~Dark One~]

Just don't make me regret sparing your life, dearie.

[voice]

[dicey]

Yeah, yeah, whatever!

I told her I was sorry, because I am, and I'm a little bit sorry to you, too. Not that I'm looking for forgiveness or anything lame like that; I don't give a shit what you think of me! But I have someone that I love too, and he'd like that I'm telling you the truth.

text;

[bureaucracy]

[this week on Wife Swap]

I have to ask you something.

voice; ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY MAKE THE DARK ONE TEXT

[undealt]

You and everyone else, dearie. [Oh look, Naomi, you get to hear that LILTING IMP VOICE.]

voice; ONE- okay yeah that's p true

[bureaucracy]

[She picks up her PCD with a s i g h. It's the same put-upon fnarrgh she usually has for Crowley, but minus the religious aspect of the racism.]

I'm serious, Gold. I don't have time for this today.

voice;

[undealt]

Neither do I, so if you want something, ask for it. None of this dallying around.

[It's what anyone wants him for. Oh, Dark One, help me make terrible life decisions so I can fall farther into the darkness. Why do human sacrifices when you can have the darkness in men's hearts.

Also it's probably a good thing this is voice only because the event didn't give him his sparkles back and he sure as hell just full on giggled.]

voice;

[bureaucracy]

[It's okay, event!Naomi doesn't know that he ever had sparkles. She won't judge. Well, she'll totally judge, but not for that.

She rolls her eyes, with the judging, you see. Somehow, she knows this will end with him creeping on her and her walking away with the urge to punch buildings and make bad choices. Wai. Wai her life.]

I'm not asking for something.

Have you noticed anything... different about this week?

[Different like the wave of something Naomi felt on Monday morning. It felt like the after-ripples of something changing, something in her domain.]

voice;

[undealt]

Only in the sense that Hades' wife was in my mansion the other day. Do you think there's trouble in the Underworld?

[Not that the underworld properly exists here, but it bears mentioning. The truth is that yes, he did notice something, but it fell strictly outside his sphere of influence, and the Dark One may often be accused of putting his fingers in everyone's pots, but only when it suits him.]

backdated a million wow (shortly after the event)

[bureaucracy]

I feel we weren't properly introduced.

[Before brain-touching and tongues.]

voice;

[undealt]

[In a voice much less impish than what she's been accustomed to.]

Were we not? And here I'd hoped we'd just forget that ever happened.

voice;

[bureaucracy]

I'm not used to being someone else's toy either. But in a place like this, being antisocial gets you nowhere.

[Plus, it was a lot of power coming from you compared to some of the other "gods" the event coughed up, enough to make her wonder if he had mojo of his own outside of that.]

voice;

[undealt]

So you enjoyed that alliance, did you?

voice;

[bureaucracy]

I enjoyed less the brainwashing, Gold. That is actually your name, isn't it?

voice;

[undealt]

It's the one I'm using.

[Which is neither him confirming or denying it's his real name. Hee.]

The trouble is, dearie, no one comes to me unless they want something. Regardless of whatever... dalliance we might have had while we were cursed, we have no reason to speak to one another. You obviously have a reason. So how about you come out with it?

[voice, backdated to the 27th because I suck]

[biggirlweapon]

[Bo sounds like she's definitely had better days. Or lifetimes]

Before I go and proactively kick his ass, has Dean Winchester tried to rough you up for parts too or am I just the luckiest girl in town?

[undealt]

Considering I have no idea who Dean Winchester is, I would think that makes him fortunate enough to still have his.

[But he has also been laying the fuck DOWN since shit got real and Belle might have drawn fire.]

What happened?

[biggirlweapon]

Long story short, he's some kinda freak hunter back where he's from, been keeping tabs on me since I got here. Actually seemed pretty decent 'til now; don't know if was the Animus or what but suddenly decided for what I did last month, I owed him my head.

[undealt]

Did he succeed?

[THAT'S SUCH A DUMB QUESTION, but everyone is just dying and coming back to life all over the place.]

[biggirlweapon]

Kinda. I didn't want to kill him if I could help it, so I let him take it after some mutual ass kicking on the condition he'd leave you, Belle and Kenz alone.

[undealt]

Bo. [Foolish, noble girl. And he doesn't want to talk about how strange it makes him feel that anyone would die, however fleeting the sensation, to keep him safe. Belle is one thing.]