[He's not going to ask a stupid question like "are you all right," because gods willing she WOULD NOT BE TEXTING HIM if she wasn't, but if she's trapped and surrounded by yeti, he would like to know.]
Probably. That's what I've heard. I've never seen one before, and nothing was included in the information we got from the satellite. I figured if they'd been seen anywhere, it would be there.
It's no wonder they were missed. It's not as if you can see them well in heavy snowfall. [BE CAREFUL, BELLE.] Strictly speaking, I'd rather face a yeti than an ogre, but that's only because they don't shake off spells.
I trust they gave you weapons on this mission.
[PLEASE SAY YOU HAVE A SWORD. OR KNOW SOMEONE WITH A SWORD. OR POSSIBLY A SHOTGUN.]
I think that's our job, anyway. Report back, prepare an OFFICIAL dossier for you all, so you know what to expect.[ on the plus side you can live UNDER THE ICE AND DO SCIENCE ISN'T THAT COOL ]
We have our own weapons. The ones that we chose when we arrived. I don't think anyone has anything else, though.
[ but come on they have a telepath someone has to have a gun.
but she doesn't really wanna kill it anyway. belle: yeti whisperer. ]
We don't know where they've come from, Rumple. There weren't monsters here when we left. There's a reason, and we have to figure it out. They might even be docile!
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TEXT (1/3); sometimes after the 29th.
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blurry_yeti_selfiesnow_monster.jpg )TEXT (1/2)
[Apparently he got the picture message while he was typing, because that message gets sent with a thought left unfinished. HM. CURIOUS.]
TEXT (2/2)
[He's not going to ask a stupid question like "are you all right," because gods willing she WOULD NOT BE TEXTING HIM if she wasn't, but if she's trapped and surrounded by yeti, he would like to know.]
TEXT.
[ can you imagine: no more ogre wars. yeti wars. ]
TEXT.
I trust they gave you weapons on this mission.
[PLEASE SAY YOU HAVE A SWORD. OR KNOW SOMEONE WITH A SWORD. OR POSSIBLY A SHOTGUN.]
TEXT.
We have our own weapons. The ones that we chose when we arrived. I don't think anyone has anything else, though.
[ but come on they have a telepath someone has to have a gun.
but she doesn't really wanna kill it anyway. belle: yeti whisperer. ]
TEXT.
[PESSIMISM...]
Just... Try not to get too close, Belle. They're not the most reasonable of beasts. And you are likely in their territory.
[I mean you're dating an unreasonable beasts, but he's never ripped anyone's head off with his bare hands. There are LIMITS to beast whispering.]
TEXT.
We don't know where they've come from, Rumple. There weren't monsters here when we left. There's a reason, and we have to figure it out. They might even be docile!
[ THEY'RE SO FLUFFY they can't be all bad. ]
TEXT.
That's a rather large 'might be.' They could have migrated when the climate changed.
[are we arguing about whether the yetis are harmless. yes we are.]
TEXT.
[ this makes sense. on some level. portal jumping yetis. ]
TEXT (1/2)
They're snow monsters, not mermaids, Belle.
TEXT. (2/2)
If you must engage them, at least do it from a safe distance. All right?
TEXT.
TEXT. (2/2)
[ did belle discover the emoji
did belle discover the emoji ]
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[he probably stared at that emoji for like five minutes going wtf how.]
With any luck, they'll let us leave this accursed base soon. I don't delight in the idea of that much snow, but better it than the moon.
[And they won't be separated anymore. DORKS.]
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As solid as it can be.
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[Prepare for some gratuitous abuse of fireballs.]
no subject
AI is prepped for travel as well, and should be waiting in one of the drives by the computers.
Be safe.
[date of receipt: 1 day prior to your ic mission.]